“Have you heard the latest?” a woman asked her companion. “A Jewish holocaust survivor is asking Mitt Romney to tell his church to stop baptizing dead Jews.”
“Yeah, I just read it in the Yahoo Headlines” the man said. “My ex-wife used to be Mormon and she said posthumous baptism is a doctrine of that church.
“Do you think Mitt will do it?
“Are you kidding! Mitt’s father IS the church!” Continue reading “Baptism For The Dead?”